3.08.2004

 

Note to self: Do not buy a Honda. People will come in the middle of the night, jack your car up on sandbags and chunks of ice, and steal all four of your tires.

That actually happened in the parking lot of my apartment building last night to my neighbor's brand new Accord. See why I get freaked out that I will wake up to some hooligan crashing through my window to pillage my belongings AND my body??? Yeah.

I feel so blessed that Lil Chugger has absolutely NOTHING to offer a thief. He so ugly, thief don't even see that muthafucka.

6:48 PM

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